February 2012
I want to be Dave Chappelle being Rick James
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jolteeon replied to your post: Probably going to be down London around May 20th…
I might come up just to ruffle your hair and call you “champ”
I’mma straight up stab you and call you “dead”
Sucka
Probably going to be down London around May 20th to see Jay Z and Kanye so someone buy me food and stuff or ill stab you
That post took a sinister turn, right?
They should ban me from posting my face because its very distracting/attractive
doctordude:
I just read the staff blog and
that’s it?
that’s what everyone’s been fussing over
it actually sounds like a good plan
I mean
c’mon dudes
I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!
Wait people are complaining about the terms of policy of Tumblr?
You’re meant to just scroll past it and click the box at the bottom son come on
How long have you been on the internet?
5 minutes?
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bloodgods replied to your post: bontakunkeion replied to your post: You know…
ey do you wanna play KF
I will tonight, I’ve gotta write an essay on paperless invoicing and website security today
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bontakunkeion replied to your post: You know sometimes in porn where one of the people…
Like when the dude makes too much noise and tries to steal screen time.
Exactly, and the dudes always have really weird voices too
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vikingbarbie replied to your post: I’m going to go into porn just to stand behind the…
gary i love you
I know, I know
Am I joking?
Who knows!!?!
My sex tape has a gripping monologue and a swordfight
I think I know a little about directing porn
I’m going to go into porn just to stand behind the dude with the camera and shout stuff like “Stop smiling”, “That’s not acting what even was that?”, “NO EYE CONTACT THIS ISNT A HONEYMOON”, “This entire script is an insult to Patrick Swayze God rest his soul”
And another thing who grows Lemons in a neighbourhood notorious for havin ‘lemon stealing whores’?
That’s not an investment that’s plain stupid
You know sometimes in porn where one of the people in it looks a bit too excited to be there?
Yeah I don’t trust that person
And fuck Charles Rogers
I’ve never forgiven him for not catching a single pass when I bought him from the Lions on NFL 2k6
Also good afternoon I slept too much and I have no idea what planet I’m on!!
Man that “I want every man who says he isn’t a feminist to explain to every woman in his life why he isnt” quote really grinds my giblets
I think equality is great but I just don’t want to be part of something that is represented by silly statements like that along with that other person who said “You’re either a feminist or a bigot there is no in...
Someone better be doing something tomorrow or I’m gunna get slightly mad then go back to sleep
Someone video call me on skype and just show me money
mmm money
That’s the dream son
Money
(I love money)
Anonymous asked: who shot jr
First 10 questions I get, I will answer with... →
Don’t look at me before during or after I was never here
…who? me?
Currently Jimmy’s blog is a big steamy load of (mc)Pooh
There are 400 ways to kill a komodo dragon and I invented all 401 of them
You heard me
I would make love to my fridge at this point
Sunderland?
More like
Gay…land?
YEah!
Gary Walker: Nominee and winner of the best Facebook banner/profile picture combo
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londie replied to your post: londie replied to your post: More like…
what kind of bonanza
A merry bonanza of various accents and merriment
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londie replied to your post: More like SCHLONGdie
AY
Get on skype we’re having a BONANZA!
My mam used to hate gravy then she gave up smoking now she likes it
pointless fact of the day
I’m super bored conversate w/ me mayne
Sexting via pelvic thrusts
I never got grounded because its dumb as balls and just gives kids more angst to punch dance to
I can’t wait for George to become some super famous rugby player so i can sleep in his car in the future then when he finally discovers me i can be like “Yo man i used to follow you on tumblr man! ha ha! yeah! Just being homeless you know!”
Because that’d be a lot less awkward than if we didn’t know who each other were then I’d just be a random homeless guy
chaintooheavy:
wontonpoop:
yo if you a boy and you takin baths you gay as fuck
bitch im luxurious
Watch
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jckcrtr replied to your post: I bet that person throwing a shit over ginger…
they are though which makes it funnier
Oh dear
I hope we die out soon
I bet that person throwing a shit over ginger insults isnt even ginger
I don’t eat carrots because I don’t trust them
You heard it here first.
WatchAlright guys Chris Brown and CM Punk had an argument on Twitter it was pretty funny here’s a video from CM Punk to Chris Brown etc etc yadda yadda
Haven’t affectionately pawed at my own reflection in about 40 hours. I can do this.
I am the fox king I have the same hair as them
I will train them to program HTML
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SCHLONGdie
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Shurrup
There are more foxes than people in Forest Hall I’m sure of it